Why do i feel the urge to kick small dogs?

Maybe it's cuz you are actually a crazy dog hater who has no life and doesn't have anything better to do than kick those poor little dogs. It's not their fault they look as wimpy as you. Maybe you just are too scared to go kick the big ones. (that's not an invitation to kick dogs) anyone who goes around thinking about kicking dogs needs to get a life. Why don't you just go kick yourself?!